Quotes by John R. Lindensmith

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God, I hate judgmental people. They're so mean...and fat.
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No one will ever write a horror novel as scary as reading about my symptoms on WebMD.
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I RED A STUDY THA PPL WHO TYP N ALL CAPS R LESS INTELLGINT HAHA WHATEVA!!!1!!! ♥ ♥ ♥
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I don't believe in ONE holy book. I believe all books are holy. Of course, some books are holy shit.